These interviews are from the March 1967 issue of Tiger Beat Magazine. I mainly put them on this site cos when I first read them, I almost died laughing, seriously. These interviews furthur prove that Mike and Micky rule the world in the humor department. Micky, I want your body. Now. BTW, comments by me will be in red

1.How would your mother describe you in one word? crybaby 2. What is your favorite flower? Rose 3. What is the most insane questions you've ever been asked? Why are you so short 4. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Peter Delanie 5. What word in the English Language do you wish you had invented? Groovy 6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? "We will never surrender."- Winston Churchill 7. What animal best describes the kind of girl you'd be interested in? Cat?!?! 8. What do you miss about your childhood? My school friends 9. In what hour of the day do you function best? The night time 10. What is the main fault in your character? You tell me 11. If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow? YES 12. What was your favorite subject in school? Didn't have one but I really dug one of the teachers. 13. Where would you like to live? Hawaii 14. Descrive how you kiss in one word wet 15. What in the world do you least desire? stardom 16. Why do you think most girls date you? cause they like me 17. Who is your favorite historial figure? Churchill 18. How many times have you fallen in love? Every ten minutes 19. What are your favorite names? Donna, Thalia, Adam Didn't he name one of his daughters Talia? 20. Finish this sentence. "Happiness is a thing called...... LOVE 1.How would your mother describe you in one word? son 2. What is your favorite flower? bronze 3. What is the most insane questions you've ever been asked? To answer these questions 4. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Ford Lotus 40 5. What word in the English Language do you wish you had invented? Tintinabulation 6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? "tintinabulation" 7. What animal best describes the kind of girl you'd be interested in? Austrailian Zimbong 8. What do you miss about your childhood? My childhood 9. In what hour of the day do you function best? Between 3:46:38 and 8:49:32 10. What is the main fault in your character? San Andreas 11. If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow? What?? 12. What was your favorite subject in school? Speelling 13. Where would you like to live? Yes 14. Descrive how you kiss in one word Yes 15. What in the world do you least desire? zucinni 16. Why do you think most girls date you? Monkee Business 17. Who is your favorite historial figure? 73 18. How many times have you fallen in love? 73 19. What are your favorite names? 73 20. Finish this sentence. "Happiness is a thing called...... 73 1.How would your mother describe you in one word? liver 2. What is your favorite flower? blue 3. What is the most insane questions you've ever been asked? No. 1 4. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Marilyn Fillmore 5. What word in the English Language do you wish you had invented? Please pass the squash when you're through 6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? "Millard Fillmore is alive in Argentina" This begins the part of the survey where Mike shows us his obsession with Millard Fillmore, who was President of the United States in the 1800s. Mike is truly sick and twisted. j/k 7. What is your favorite aroma? blue 8. What do you miss about your childhood? Tales of Millard Fillmore 9. In what hour of the day do you function best? What is "function"? 10. What is the main fault in your character? I'm nuts for Millard Fillmore 11. Who's your favorite villian? Millard Fillmore 12. What was your favorite subject in school? Blue 13. Where would you like to live? Half-way across 14. Descrive how you kiss in one word Blue 15. What in the world do you least desire? This questionnaire 16. What do you like best about the sun? The Beach Boys [no lie!!!] 17. Who is your favorite historial figure? Millard Fillmore 18. What exciting new thing would you like to try? Millard Fillmore 19. What are your favorite names? Millard & Fillmore 20. Finish this sentence. "Happiness is a thing called...... Millard Fillmore 1.How would your mother describe you in one word? 2. What is your favorite flower? 3. What is the most insane questions you've ever been asked? this one 4. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? 5. What word in the English Language do you wish you had invented? 6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? "The universe is permeated with the odor of terpintine." (sp?) 7. What animal best describes the kind of girl you'd be interested in? 8. What do you miss about your childhood? My childhood 9. In what hour of the day do you function best? any 10. What is the main fault in your character? 11. If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow? No 12. What was your favorite subject in school? 13. Where would you like to live? 14. Descrive how you kiss in one word mouthfully 15. What in the world do you least desire? 16. Why do you think most girls date you? 17. Who is your favorite historial figure? Gantama I think that's what he wrote, I can't really read his ha ndwriting.... 18. How many times have you fallen in love? three or fifty 19. What are your favorite names? 20. Finish this sentence. "Happiness is a thing called...... Since Peter skipped most of the survey, he wrote a little note on the side of the survey that says: "I'd answer all these if I thought that people coule learn something new from my answers. Most of these are unanswerable in the space provided (a whole magazine full might be better). This is just for the fans to know that describing my feelings, etc. is like trying to catch Niagra. Peter Tork" Well. I guess that tears it. Don't do that.